dusty.ninja

@bryan Did not see her splat, but I think I heard it at the end. The levels of stupidity by everyone involved is staggering. I’d assume I’m fired at that point and just hop in my car and drive to a non-extradition country and start my new life on the lam.

@Unabart
I read they all stood around and got arrested. My gut tells me pretty much nothing will happen.

@bryan It’s Brazil. There’s no law down there. Bungee jumping in Brazil is straight from a Super Dave Osborne skit as far as expected outcomes! These guys weren’t licensed or anything of that nature. There will be no adequate justice.

@Unabart
The “no law down there” also means these kids might be sent away for a long time because the world saw this. Not because they were careless and killed somebody.

@bryan It’s almost like there’s consequences! Almost. Let’s see. *Someone* should do time for this. Imagine telling the parents of the girl who got launched that they’re gonna let the others go because it was just a mistake. In Brazil.

@Unabart
Looked for her name. She is local girl that works in a gym. The bridge is between two districts so they are fighting over who was responsible to regulate. Doesn’t seem like justice will happen. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@bryan I need to sit down. I am completely shocked that Brazillian authorities don’t know what to do here. They usually just shoot you dead, whiff a bump then hop back on the bike. 🤣