Profile for bryan

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Bryan :tng_badge:
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@bryan@dusty.ninja
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About bryan

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ex-Apple, ex-Yahoo, ex-Digg, ex-NASA(JPL & Ames), “i like pop music”

Previously @Bryan

Kubernetes fanboi

Honolulu, Hawaii

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Recent public and unlisted posts

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War room at #Tesla HQ:
Musk: “What’s #1”
little people: “They don’t want you to be a nazi”.
Musk: *TURNS ANGRY RED* “skip everything about me changing”
little people: “FSD not a steaming pile of 💩”
Musk: *TURNS CHERRY RED* “next”
little people: “#Apple #CarPlay”.
Musk: *deep sigh* “ok fine.”
https://stocks.apple.com/AqYN-5WSnQx-0LxyzKBRz2A

As road/street humps and bumps go, I’d prefer only humps. Some of the bumps in #Hawaii are so harsh that I want to move out of my building just to prevent future suspension problems.

Extremely annoying.

Ingress nginx for #Kubernetes is being retired. Got its own little blog article… never used it once since I started using Kubernetes as far back as v0.8 (going off memory of the version that warned you not to use it when you installed it). I thought everyone used Traefik? Pre-Traefik it was NodePort and a Netscaler in front.
https://www.kubernetes.dev/blog/2025/11/12/ingress-nginx-retirement

Was going to buy a battery for my #AppleWatch to swap myself, but I can’t find a vendor that will send a battery to #Hawaii. I guess for something so small, they just stuff an envelope, and USPS isn’t doing batteries in Hawaii or Alaska. Bummer.

That Bryan Johnson guy who is trying to live forever (his own son was his Blood Boy!) decided to take mushrooms to trip out.

I was really hoping he’d come out of this and go straight to a Jack-in-Box and eat like 6 deep fried tacos or something…

Instead he is just collecting his thoughts and feels very connected to all the assholes on X… sigh. 😮‍💨
#X #Twitter
https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/bryan-johnson-tries-magic-mushroom-for-longevity-trial-says-the-trip-changed-him-life-feels-fresh-13667149.html

From a dare, I did a #Cybertruck test drive in #Portland. My wife didn’t think I’d go through with it, so she said she’d come along. On the test drive, she’d duck underneath the door so no one would see her. I had so many glares. So many looking at me in contempt. A couple of fingers.

If it’s not clear, I didn’t buy one. They offered my wife a turn to do a drive, and she refused. 😂

#PDX
https://mas.to/@carnage4life/115516178595367388

Pardon me…? But #1Password is backed by Ryan Reynolds, Matthew McConaughey and Scarlett Johansson?

“AI innovation has accelerated demand for better cybersecurity tools to counteract sophisticated and complex cyberattacks” so $400M in ARR?

Books are being cooked somewhere… right?

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/ryan-reynolds-backed-1password-tops-400-million-in-arr.html