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- Bryan
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ex-Apple, ex-Yahoo, ex-Digg, ex-NASA(JPL & Ames), “i like pop music”
Previously @Bryan
Kubernetes fanboi
Honolulu, Hawaii
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jesus christ i asked an LLM to write a poem about a smart bomb that refuses to take a human life and when i read it i cried
What a wonderful future where people are scalping Mac Studios.
What a wonderful future where people are scalping Mac Studios.
Stumbled across this and the #cringe is just too much not to share. 
https://apple.news/AF2QiVa_WRB2Erkck-zLUeg
Burned about 4-5 days making posts with audio look cool in my Mastodon app (soon to be on TestFlight). These simple distractions are probably not what I should be focusing on. It's like adding a new dining car to a train when the brakes still don't work. Anyhow, here is a blog about making audio look cool:
https://www.createwithswift.com/creating-a-live-audio-waveform-in-swiftui/
Ah the first editor I always disable on a new install. Because vim ftw 🙌 https://floss.social/@9to5linux/116370150652448706
Vacation mode activated. Going to Korea and Japan for 3 weeks. This is being “paid for” via purchasing critical medicines I need in Korea that are basically unaffordable in the US! 😑
So, it turns out the German implementation of eIDAS (electronic ID wallet for e.g. age attestation) will require an Apple/Google account to function
Absolutely pathetic
I built a pure Swift XML parser (no DTD, external entity, transcoding support) at https://github.com/compnerd/xylem. Some informal testing indicated that it is faster than libxml2 and xmloxide, a rust port of libxml2.
Today we're sending the first black person & the first woman to the moon.
But I know that Dr. Mae Jemison was the first black woman to travel into space when she served as a mission specialist aboard the Space Shuttle Endeavour in 1992.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_Jemison
Also, Jemison became the first real-life astronaut to appear on #StarTrek
Here's Jemison as Lt. Palmer in #StarTrekTNG episode Second Chances talking to Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek's Lt. Uhura, outside the set.
#Artemis #Artemis2
Age verification clearly doesn't belong into #systemd. We should have never merged this. Instead this should be incrementally added to the kernel itself. I'm doing my part:
https://lore.kernel.org/all/20260401-i-hope-someone-believes-this-is-real-04f24e03944e@brauner
Ah wonderful. Just a 20-30% electric rate hike because war. #Hawaii
https://www.civilbeat.org/2026/04/trumps-war-in-iran-is-about-to-show-up-in-your-electric-bill/
Enjoying how so far this entire #MLB season has been non-stop exposure of how awful umpires have been. Just over and over again. If some knows of a video of all the different ABS packed into 1 video… plz share!
Couple of examples I found linked…
https://youtube.com/shorts/sSmaDLmBgu0
https://youtu.be/9nwFpo2DMSw
Do you want to be the most obnoxious person in the coffee shop? Boy do I have the product for you.
I know it’s not probably going to get here until summer, but I'm starting to get myself M5 Ultra fever. Come on, if they are going to officially kill off the Pro (which I still think they killed off as soon as M1 got released) throw us a bone.
Apple has been posting short little ads explaining Mac features starring their new lil Finder guy character. Lil Finder guy is such a great bit of character design; super fun and expressive! I hope we see more of Lil Finder guy in the 27 OS releases; he'd be a great desktop buddy! (1/3)
my husband loves me so much im starting to also love me
Very cool developments in physical #mail from #USPS. For the first time, 8% surcharge for fuel costs through Jan 2027. Reads to me like it will only impact packages since stamps are priced the same.
https://apple.news/AWX3wQKVrTMK-V-BPeDokEQ